Girls vs boys
Girls' EnglishYes = NoNo = YesMay-b = No"It's your decision" = The correct decision should be obvious by now!" Do what u want" = You'll pay 4 this later!We need to talk" = I need to bitch."Sure......Go ahead" = I don't want you too." I'm not upset" = Of course I'm upset, u stupid moron!" How much do u love me?" = I did something today your not goin' like me 4."Is my butt fat?" = Tell me i'm beautiful." You have to learn to communicate!" = Just agree with me." Are you listening to me?" = Too late, you're dead!Guy's English" I'm hungry" = I'm hungry" I'm sleepy" = I'm sleepy" I'm tired " = I'm tired" Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you." Can I take you to dinner?" = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you." Can I call you sometime?" = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you." May I have this dance?" = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you."Nice dress" = Nice cleavage." You look tensed, let me give you a massage" = I want to fondle you." What's wrong? " = What meaningless self inflicted pshychological trauma are you going through now?" What's wrong?" = I guess sex tonight is out of the question."I'm bored" = Do you want to have sex?" I love you" = Let's have sex right now." I love you too" = Okay i said it we'd better have sex now!" Let's talk" = I am tryin' to impress you by shown that I'm a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me!" Will you marry me?" = I want to make it illegel 4 you to have sex with other guys.