Friday, August 18, 2006

66% retarded. hoho.

The retarded quiz:
01. [x] I have walked into a /screen door.
02. [ ] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen on my face.
03. [x] I have choked on my own spit.
04. [ ] I've seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it.
05. [ ] I type only with my pointer fingers.
06. [x] I have accidently caught something on fire.
07. [ ] I've told a cop to fuck off and gotten screwed for it.
08. [ ] It wasn't an accident I have attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidently went into my nose, rather than my mouth.
09. [x] Sometimes when I think of something funny, I laugh out loud and people look at me weird.
10. [x] I've caught myself drooling.
11. [ ] I've accidently caused an explosion.
12. [x] If someone says the word "fart", I can't help but laugh.
13. [x] I've turned into a "Do Not Enter" one way road plenty of times.
14. [x] Sometimes I just...stop thinking & zone out.
15. [x] It is POSSIBLE to lick ur elbow.
16. [x] I just tried to lick my elbow.
17. [ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from me.
18. [x] People often tell me to use my "inside voice".
19. [x] Gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking.
20. [x] I've used my fingers to do simple math.
21. [x] I've jumped off a moving vehicle.
22. [ ] I ate a bug for $5 or less.
23. [x] I'm taking this test when I should be doing something more important.
24. [x] I repost chain letters because I'm scared of what they threaten will happen if I don't.
25. [ ] I've peed my pants when I was HIGH.
26. [ ] I've ran around naked when I was drunk.
27. [x] I've searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time.
28. [x] I accidently break a lot of things.
29. [ ] My friends know not to use big words on me.
30. [ ] Actually I'm fun to kick it with and laugh with friends like me because I'm fun to laugh at.
31. [x] I cock my head to the side when I'm confused.
32. [x] Sometimes I start telling a story and suddenly forget what I'm talking about.
33. [x] I've fallen out of my chair before.
34. [x] When I'm laying in bed, I sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture.
Once you get your answer, multiply by 3 and see how retarded you are!
[ ] I'm finding it hard to multiply my answer by 3.

omg. the test itself is retarded. hoho.

was sweating the whole day. dunno why leh. think its the side effect of the fever. and it's a bad day to run. hoho.

phys was.. bitching. hehe. someone was hiding frm her bf until so chee cham. like hiding frm fishcubes the other day. hahaha. gay gay gay.

10 shots down , 90 more to go, and the cam had to run out of batt in the morning. gahhh.

he's really so damn cute! hahahaha.

no trg 4 me 2dae, wheee~! but.. imagine. all the fun i'll be missing. gahh.

ohoh, did i say how much i love the chestnut drink thing? it so soothes the throat! =)

=)=)=)

'i love you' is nothing more than a figure of speech. what really matters is how i love you.

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