Thursday, September 21, 2006

feeling kinda great now, even 2 hrs of maths didnt get me out and off. =D

HE: Can I buy you a drink?
SHE: Actually I'd rather have the money.

HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was ittwice?
SHE: Must've been once. I never make the samemistake twice.

HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must've been given your share.

HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

HE: Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE: Andyour face must turn a few stomachs

HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE: Okay, get out.

HE: I think I could make you very happy.
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?

HE: What would you say if I asked you to marryme?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the sametime.

HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why? Don't you already have one?

HE: Shall we go see a movie?
SHE: I've already seen it.

HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.

HE: Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

HE: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.

HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.

HE: Your body is like a temple.
SHE: Sorry, there are no services today.

HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your wildest dreams.

ok, that was rather interesting. =)))

anyway, went to mac with shrompy to ATTEMPT to study. ended up slacking and talking abt the most irrelavant stuff on the planet. so basically everything except hw. nat joined in later, and the super gaying began. see? go out must go out with more pple. haha. if not quite sian.

ohoh, during LA 2dae, we hadda write 3 paragraphs on 'discrimination is never right' and ur views on it.

so, i started discriminating.

i discriminate against...

trish coz she's damn smart
qilong coz he's damn smart
nat coz he has musckles
shrompy coz she has contagious laughter
rachna coz she has nice hair
sean coz he looks damn cute like my bro
kumar coz he's self loving
myran coz he's tall
sharon coz she's short
yixuan coz she's fairer than me
rodney coz he bowls damn well
siddharth coz he has interesting looking specs.
liewliew coz he's lame
zanquan coz he's an egg
the table coz it has 4 legs, and i have 2
the chair coz it's cute
my cup coz it's getting more love than im getting
my charger coz it's someone's life dependancy (me, duh)
my towel coz it's getting hell loads of skin contact
my bed coz there's always someone slping with it each night
my bolster coz it gets lotsa hugs
my pillow coz someone rests her head on it all the time
my tablet coz it knows it's loved

ok, nvm.

phys test tml, i haven started, and im slpy.

swimming tml. woohoo!

ok, i better get back to stuff.

i love you too! *blows kisses* XD

0 Comments:

Post a Comment

Subscribe to Post Comments [Atom]

<< Home