story time! by me and jas. =D

im the green and jas is the orange. =)

longlong ago
in a faraway land
there lived a
girl
who wasnt a giraffe
but was a penguin
whose pet lion
is not a tiger
fell into a toilet bowl
and was flushed down
into a jet plane
and landed on someone's head
the person was maozhetong
he bombed
your comp and it exploded in my face
so i got it all over my face
then you spread it to me
and i spread peanut butter
and maple syrup
threw it down the gutter
then it landed on my head
i jumped down 20 storeys
you crashed on the floor
and died

THE END.

ahhhhhhh wheeee. was TOO BORED. muahaha.

and today, i went to marina sq with the aunties and BOUGHT A DRESS. the one i liked, my mum didnt like. so she bought another which i didnt like as much as the 1st white one (gawd, i loved it) but thats alright! new dresses!! (i only have one orange one and it looks hideous.) yay.

this is so un-weixin.

weixin doesn't buy dresses.
weixin doesn't go all colourful.
weixin doesn't like pink.
weixin doesn't use exclaimation marks! yeah!
weixin will never be contented with GPAs of 3.
weixin doesn't go all bimbo.
weixin doesn't get shy when *ahem* s are around.
weixin doesn't like shopping.
weixin doesn't wear makeup, inc eyeliner.
weixin doesn't enjoy being a girl.
weixin doesn't TRY not to say fuck.
weixin never gives in.

WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME???

holyfuck.

but thats alright, for some.

nights!