Sunday, July 15, 2007

/Where did I go wrong,

/Where did I go wrong,

OHMYGOD my internet has been hacked!

i hope the hacker dies a tragic death where his balls get pulled off by himself being tied to a tree and his balls tied to a buffalo in the opp direction, or his balls are put in a locked clamp and the keys are nowhere to be found, and the room set on fire so he'd have to chop his own balls off. or tie him somewhere and slather honey on his balls, where the ants will come and bite 'em off.

that is, if he's a guy.

if it's a female,(unlikely so, because it's some thai gaming website looking similar to dragonfable), well, i hope you get raped by 10 guys who have aids AT THE SAME TIME. or maybe stuff an ancient CPU (extra large) up yours. or hold your legs open and stuff mud/tacks up yours til you look 9 months pregnant with triplets. or quads. ok the tacks part here is really sadistic. ohwells.

if you're both then.. well. i dont know what to say. skin you alive then pour salt and pepper on you, then do the static electricity experiment on you, i suppose. or force the vending machine up your ass. wait, too big. hmm. the tree branch? without lube. HAH.

and i'll watch you die slowly. i'd be happy too. anyone wants front seat tixs?

DIE, BITCH.
and this applies to the bastard who stole elis' phone too.
cheer up darling! (:
this means you get a new phone!

and you guys suck so much. (:

i love you honey! (:

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