Thursday, November 01, 2007

the film of cliche

12 hour LOTR marathon! :DDD (11 and a half, whos cares :D)

zomg i swear, LEGOLAS is ze hotttt! that is, of those in the movie. haha. Aragon is ok la, quite cute but of course, knowing me, I LIKE GAY-LOOKING/METROSEXUAL GUYS. HAHA. im sorry to the gay and nongay folk, it was just a comparison (((:


(just in case you forget how hot he looks)


and this is sonia's hot guy. or cute guy. or somewhere along those lines.

but seriously! which guy do you prefer in bed? the one who looks like he hasn't had a bath in a month, or someone who looks super clean and has really sexy, piercing eyes? :D

anyway, back to the movie itself. haha. the story and lines were abit too cliche, really. haha! im sorry, but im just not the avid fan (but i could watch it again for legolas!) haha, i was like guessing the story throughout and it was easy la. haha. fun fun.

and and, (im sorry but i watched harry potter long long before i watched LOTR) the scenes, characters and plots were just so damned much like harry potter la. i mean, you can liken frodo to harry with the "ahh ohh it hurts im being carried to another universe inside my head", gandalf to dumbledore, both old men, wizards, freaking long beards and alws talk in those wise old tones and their words are alws in riddles. then we have legolas and his hair just like lucius malfoy (i love it ok. totally. especially when it blows in the wind. dont ask me why i chopped my hair off again because i like long hair ok.) and how to forget, sauron to voldermort, the evil 'person', and the dark riders to the dementors! the trolls look reused too, but too bad it's digital, i think. haha. oh and aragon looked like sirius black too!

and sonia's maid is damn nice can. sonia, IM BUYING HER OVER! HAHAHA kidding kidding :D

sherry's so cute ok. i nearly mistook him for a cushion. (yes sonia and xiu, you guys are really cute too :D)

one day, when i make a film, im going to make it "the film of cliche" where you can see all the cliche lines, story plots and basically after you hear one line you know the entire scene. HAHA.

excerpt below:

guy: i love you
the audience thinks, girl is going to say i love you too, and they'll gaze intently for a few seconds while looking really happy and touched then they'll kiss into the beautiful sunset. then the picture will zoom out and fade to nxt scene."
girl: i love you too
the 2 of them gaze intently for a few seconds looking really happy and touched then they kiss into the beautiful sunset with the sun between their lips.
(picture zooms out and fades into nxt scene.)

haha. a complete sell out right :D

tired, even though it was just a tv watching day. nights! <333

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